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I Wanna Choke A Bitch...

Thu Jul 10, 2008, 6:54 PM
As some of you know, I am currengly employed by the monster coffee corporation Starbucks. I will not get into how much I dislike the company, that is another tirade for another day. Right now I am going to talk about a customer I had today that made me lose a little bit more respect for the human race.

A woman came to the register and order a grande skim latte with light foam (for those of you not versed in starbucks speak that is a medium sized, non-fat latte with just a little foam on top). I started to make it, and by accident poured 2% milk into the steamer instead of skim. The lady gives me a very dirty look and says, "I asked for skim."
I look at the label, say, "Oh, thanks for catching that, sorry, I'll fix it," pour out the milk, and start over. Alright, so I finish the drink--pull two espresso shots, steam the milk, pour it over top the coffee, and, as per her instructions, put a little bit of foam on the top. She takes the drink without a thank you, and leaves.
Okay, so, about five minutes later she comes back, with her cup open. She shoves it in my face and says, "Excuse me, I asked for a little foam, but you didn't give me any foam at all. And you didn't fill it up all the way." The bitch had drank about the quarter of the coffee, and come back to ask for me to refill it! There was even residue around the side that showed where there had been hot milk.
I said, "Excuse me, ma'am, but I think you're mistaken, I definitely filled that drink up."
She said, "No, you didn't! I just opened it and it was like this!"
I give her a sort of blank look.
My coworker Josh then comes over and asks what the problem is, and when the lady tells him, he insists that he saw me fill the drink, which he did, since we'd been having a conversation at the time. Anyway, I offer to give the lady more foam, and I grab a caraffe that I'd steamed right before she came. I look back up, and she's gone, without her drink.

Okay, it could have just ended there, and I would have been okay with it. Whatever. But no, about an hour later, she comes back, and demands to talk to the shift manager. I didn't hear the conversation, but according to Megan, the shift, she went on about how 'this stupid girl' had called her a liar, and that I was a liar myself, and that it's just foam, and I shouldn't have refused her, and that I was rude, and that since she had an MBA, she was obviously right.
So apparently, she can call me a stupid liar becuase she has a business degree. What the fuck?
The thing that really gets to me is that if she had only come back and said that her drink didn't taste right, I would have made it again for her. She could have even asked for a little more foam, and I would have given it to her. Why would I lie about foam? It doesn't even cost extra.
Apparenlty, because I am serving her, I become something less than a human being, someone she can lie to and treat like an idiot.

This may sound stupid, but it really got to me. Just because I work at a coffee shop, actually work on my feet for a living, doesn't mean I am a second-class citizen. I'm still young, and I could get a fucking MBA if I wanted one, for chrissake.

Well, lady, you can take your foam and shove it up your ass.

  • Mood: Irritated
  • Reading: "City of Ashes"
  • Watching: Torchwood

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:iconwrite-it-in-the-sky:
Don't take this the wrong way, but reading this entry was highly entertaining, I'm not going to lie.
Gosh what a bitch >.< Well, on the bright side, SHE'S the one who has to live with herself. Whether or not she knows she's a stuck-up, unreasonable, impossible-to-please bitch, it's the truth, and it's going to screw her over :P
That's kind of funny that she brought her MBA into that. Like Starbucks gives a shit about her MBA.
I like your last line. :aww:
What Starbucks do you work at again?
:iconrbrtpendragon:
i feel your pain. i work in a deli. 'nough said, aye?

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a true friend is one you trust to hold a knife to your throat, and do the right thing, whether that means killing you, or letting you live.
:icondeadlychibi:
Ugh, I hate people like that! I don't work.. anywhere, as of yet. Stupid child labor laws. =P Oh well. But my brother owns four restaurants in town, and he gets people like that ALL THE TIME. It's so irritating. Dx

That post was pretty entertaining to read, though. I'm just sorry that she was such a bitch to you! You don't deserve that. )=

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:icona4gotn1indaworld:
Shoving the foam up her ass wouldn't be painful enough, she needs the whole fucking steaming latte up there. It's truly disappointing how many people in our society are truly immoral, and have absolutely no issue with lying and manipulating to save some money or get a better deal. We get the same kind of people in retail too, trying to weasel out of paying full price because theres a tiny defect or something stupid along those lines. The most disappointing experience I ever had was when a guy let me help him find exactly what he was looking for, had me bring things from the stock room for him, made me carry his shit around and put away everything he didn't feel like looking at, and then subsequently ran out the door with it all. People shoplift all the time, there's a subtle way of shoplifting and there's a big "fuck you" way of doing it. I just kind of hate people. Except you, Ay.
:icona4gotn1indaworld:
Oh, and the woman was probably my stepmom.
:icondarknite109:
I'm glad you were entertained--it is sort of funny, isn't it? Yeah, I hope she trips and falls down the steps.
:icondarknite109:
Why, thank you!
Yeah, I remember you telling me about those people...that sucks...at least we don't really have to worry about shoplifting, but sometimes people steal our tips.
:iconchima:
what a fscking bitch. The sad part is that there's people like that EVERYWHERE. even coming into 84, ffs. sometimes I wonder if there's more of them than people who are halfway decent.

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